Skill order
Order set by the author · gold is the ultimate
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Item order
Stages top to bottom, items left to right
- 1
First sneaker
8,800 SoulsFrom left to right, or like a true punk - on *****
Close QuartersBefore you shot with a pneumatic, and now with firearms (Basic gun is weak, with this thing it’s already better + less damage to you in close range)
Melee LifestealWe steal little bottles from opponents to survive on the lane (Gives good heal and extra damage in close range)
Melee ChargeAt this point, alcohol starts hitting your head, and you retaliate by hitting other heads (Base. Hit further and harder)
Spirit StrikeNow you can hit enemies right in the soul, because you are punk, you ***** (Extra damage + help your spirit teammates)
Extra Regen*******, plantain (More regen, we will upgrade in the future)
Sprint Boots******** someone has velvet pulls (Heal + speed)
LifestrikeWhy do you need a little bottle if you can ******* a whole bottle right away? (Base of our life, gives a ton of heal)
All item notes
- Close Quarters — Before you shot with a pneumatic, and now with firearms (Basic gun is weak, with this thing it’s already better + less damage to you in close range)
- Melee Lifesteal — We steal little bottles from opponents to survive on the lane (Gives good heal and extra damage in close range)
- Melee Charge — At this point, alcohol starts hitting your head, and you retaliate by hitting other heads (Base. Hit further and harder)
- Spirit Strike — Now you can hit enemies right in the soul, because you are punk, you ***** (Extra damage + help your spirit teammates)
- Extra Regen — *******, plantain (More regen, we will upgrade in the future)
- Sprint Boots — ******** someone has velvet pulls (Heal + speed)
- Lifestrike — Why do you need a little bottle if you can ******* a whole bottle right away? (Base of our life, gives a ton of heal)
- 2
Snack
Optional5,600 SoulsIf it went badly
RebuttalHEY *** BULLY, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE MESSING WITH?! (If you get hit often in close range, it will be profitable + you can try to bait hits)
Weapon ShieldingBread, ********* of a rat (If they are choking with guns)
Spirit ShieldingThere’s some ***** lying there, eat it (If they are choking with spirit)
Reactive BarrierActivated Charcoal..? just what we need! (Useful against a bunch of heroes, like: Abrams, Page, Hayes, Raif, etc.)
All item notes
- Rebuttal — HEY *** BULLY, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE MESSING WITH?! (If you get hit often in close range, it will be profitable + you can try to bait hits)
- Weapon Shielding — Bread, ********* of a rat (If they are choking with guns)
- Spirit Shielding — There’s some ***** lying there, eat it (If they are choking with spirit)
- Reactive Barrier — Activated Charcoal..? just what we need! (Useful against a bunch of heroes, like: Abrams, Page, Hayes, Raif, etc.)
- 3
You remember that you ***** and you need to ******* on punk
24,800 SoulsHere we are speeding up, buying also
Monster RoundsI really want some shashlik, need some meat (Helps farm really well, but doesn't require upgrades, sell it for a slot in late game)
FleetfootYou learned to run, hooray! (We swap it out in late game, but for now it's a great item for chasing down runners)
Cultist Sacrifice
Point BlankWHERE ARE THEY *****? LET'S HIT THEM IN THE LEGS! (Good burst damage + great item for chasing combined with the previous one)
Enduring SpeedThe skill "Catch the Booze in 2 Minutes Before 11 PM" suddenly comes in handy (Buffs speed + we can upgrade it in late game)
Spirit SnatchNow you can ******* enemies for their stuff, including booze and money for it (Extra damage in close range + buffs abilities (especially the 3rd) + reduces spirit defense)
Healing BoosterYour liver adapts to urine and beer (More regen, more healing)
BerserkerHere we start chewing bullets like gum and spitting them at enemies (By the time you buy this item, you become very tanky, allowing for long fights and accumulating tons of damage for the gun is no pr
Crushing Fists***, but we chose Vikings at the start. Why are we being dumb? (Attack range, resist, damage, stun)
All item notes
- Monster Rounds — I really want some shashlik, need some meat (Helps farm really well, but doesn't require upgrades, sell it for a slot in late game)
- Fleetfoot — You learned to run, hooray! (We swap it out in late game, but for now it's a great item for chasing down runners)
- Point Blank — WHERE ARE THEY *****? LET'S HIT THEM IN THE LEGS! (Good burst damage + great item for chasing combined with the previous one)
- Enduring Speed — The skill "Catch the Booze in 2 Minutes Before 11 PM" suddenly comes in handy (Buffs speed + we can upgrade it in late game)
- Spirit Snatch — Now you can ******* enemies for their stuff, including booze and money for it (Extra damage in close range + buffs abilities (especially the 3rd) + reduces spirit defense)
- Healing Booster — Your liver adapts to urine and beer (More regen, more healing)
- Berserker — Here we start chewing bullets like gum and spitting them at enemies (By the time you buy this item, you become very tanky, allowing for long fights and accumulating tons of damage for the gun is no pr
- Crushing Fists — ***, but we chose Vikings at the start. Why are we being dumb? (Attack range, resist, damage, stun)
- 4
Right or left?
6,400 Souls
Bullet ResilienceAgainst the beaten belt (If you’re getting crushed by gun damage)
Spirit ResilienceAgainst mom's slipper (If you’re getting crushed by spirit damage)
All item notes
- Bullet Resilience — Against the beaten belt (If you’re getting crushed by gun damage)
- Spirit Resilience — Against mom's slipper (If you’re getting crushed by spirit damage)
- 5
Here it’s really in the insole (take everything)
19,200 Souls
Healing Tempo********* some drummer and you run around with his drum like ******* (Get a huge boost to the gun)
WitchmailTHE ONE AND ONLY HUNTER MASTER (Actual immortality through ability spam + protection from spirit)
Lightning ScrollHehe, I... I came up with a joke... (Stun after ult, can really help) [Instead of Hunter's Aura]
All item notes
- Healing Tempo — ********* some drummer and you run around with his drum like ******* (Get a huge boost to the gun)
- Witchmail — THE ONE AND ONLY HUNTER MASTER (Actual immortality through ability spam + protection from spirit)
- Lightning Scroll — Hehe, I... I came up with a joke... (Stun after ult, can really help) [Instead of Hunter's Aura]
- 6
Tank, regen or hammer? (Choose one)
16,000 Souls
Siphon BulletsThe goat eats grass, and the punk goat eats ENEMIES ***** (At this moment you will become a tank scarier than Mo and Krill) [Instead of Fleetfoot]
Vampiric BurstBasically, that vampire didn't need fangs... (Fire rate + strongest healing) [Instead of Fleetfoot]
Rapid RechargeHA HA HA HA, RUNNING NAILS (We heal from close range, so a bunch of hits with the 1st skill gives a lot of healing) [Instead of Fleetfoot]
All item notes
- Siphon Bullets — The goat eats grass, and the punk goat eats ENEMIES ***** (At this moment you will become a tank scarier than Mo and Krill) [Instead of Fleetfoot]
- Vampiric Burst — Basically, that vampire didn't need fangs... (Fire rate + strongest healing) [Instead of Fleetfoot]
- Rapid Recharge — HA HA HA HA, RUNNING NAILS (We heal from close range, so a bunch of hits with the 1st skill gives a lot of healing) [Instead of Fleetfoot]
- 7
Masochism or *******? (Choose one)
12,800 Souls
Frenzy[Now you’re a devil] (Helps not to die if you get pierced)
JuggernautAnd now you’re really ***** (Enemies weaken + you’re faster)
All item notes
- Frenzy — [Now you’re a devil] (Helps not to die if you get pierced)
- Juggernaut — And now you’re really ***** (Enemies weaken + you’re faster)
- 8
Damage or life? (Choose one)
12,800 Souls
Crippling HeadshotAfter a ton of drunk urine, you start thinking you’re a sniper (Hitting heads is easy up close, buffs the gun)
ColossusAte a mushroom from Mario (Not a bad item for survivability in fights)
All item notes
- Crippling Headshot — After a ton of drunk urine, you start thinking you’re a sniper (Hitting heads is easy up close, buffs the gun)
- Colossus — Ate a mushroom from Mario (Not a bad item for survivability in fights)
- 9
Drink bar for all occasions of binge
Optional64,000 SoulsItems for any situation
FortitudeOH WHAT A LION IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN! (Now we don’t have to run back to base to heal, just avoid fights for 13 seconds + extra HP)
CounterspellNOT PIERCED (If you know the timings, this item will become your strongest defense)
Dispel MagicYou say "Stop, I don’t like it" (Removes buffs and gives healing, and yes, Bebop's bombs too)
SpellbreakerLet them cry that they can't pierce (If you take a lot of damage from a SINGLE ability, like Talon or Yamato, then take it without hesitation)
Plated ArmorWe take off our pants and show our steel balls (If you take a lot of damage from the gun, here's your solution)
UnstoppableFor the first time we try regular water and get enlightened (Counter everything, including PARRYING)
Diviner's KevlarThey ****** (Ultimate gives a ton of defense, and the barrier with it is just OP)
KnockdownWe pull an anvil out of our pants pocket (Against flying heroes)
Disarming HexYou throw vaseline in the enemy's hands and their weapon slips away (If you take A LOT of damage from the gun, take this, but you will have only 4 seconds)
Cursed RelicA joke about a mother that will make the opponent cry (If you are being choked by both abilities and the gun, this is the best item)
Toxic BulletsWe twisted the snake into a knot and throw it at enemies (Reduces healing and helps against tanky enemies)
Hunter's AuraWe open the drunk dad mode that everyone fears (To have an advantage against solo players. Later we change for team fights)
Weighted ShotsHere you ********* the task force that came for you and ******** they have armor-piercing bullets and a bulletproof vest (Boosts gun damage + gives defense)
Armor PiercerWhat’s up with them ****** buying defense (If enemies have a lot of bullet defense)
All item notes
- Fortitude — OH WHAT A LION IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN! (Now we don’t have to run back to base to heal, just avoid fights for 13 seconds + extra HP)
- Counterspell — NOT PIERCED (If you know the timings, this item will become your strongest defense)
- Dispel Magic — You say "Stop, I don’t like it" (Removes buffs and gives healing, and yes, Bebop's bombs too)
- Spellbreaker — Let them cry that they can't pierce (If you take a lot of damage from a SINGLE ability, like Talon or Yamato, then take it without hesitation)
- Plated Armor — We take off our pants and show our steel balls (If you take a lot of damage from the gun, here's your solution)
- Unstoppable — For the first time we try regular water and get enlightened (Counter everything, including PARRYING)
- Diviner's Kevlar — They ****** (Ultimate gives a ton of defense, and the barrier with it is just OP)
- Knockdown — We pull an anvil out of our pants pocket (Against flying heroes)
- Disarming Hex — You throw vaseline in the enemy's hands and their weapon slips away (If you take A LOT of damage from the gun, take this, but you will have only 4 seconds)
- Cursed Relic — A joke about a mother that will make the opponent cry (If you are being choked by both abilities and the gun, this is the best item)
- Toxic Bullets — We twisted the snake into a knot and throw it at enemies (Reduces healing and helps against tanky enemies)
- Hunter's Aura — We open the drunk dad mode that everyone fears (To have an advantage against solo players. Later we change for team fights)
- Weighted Shots — Here you ********* the task force that came for you and ******** they have armor-piercing bullets and a bulletproof vest (Boosts gun damage + gives defense)
- Armor Piercer — What’s up with them ****** buying defense (If enemies have a lot of bullet defense)
- 10
GRANDFATHER'S MOONSHINE
Optional12,800 Souls
RefresherGRANDFATHER'S MOONSHINE (Witchmail + Lighting Scroll + Diviner's Kevlar + Refresher = 2-3 ultimates in a row, giving millions of resistances and total domination)
Transcendent CooldownA snack for moonshine, because such a strong thing should only be drunk with a snack (Put a candle on the enemies for peace)
All item notes
- Refresher — GRANDFATHER'S MOONSHINE (Witchmail + Lighting Scroll + Diviner's Kevlar + Refresher = 2-3 ultimates in a row, giving millions of resistances and total domination)
- Transcendent Cooldown — A snack for moonshine, because such a strong thing should only be drunk with a snack (Put a candle on the enemies for peace)
- 11
IF THE TOWER IS BLOWING UP, YOU KNOW IT
Optional56,000 SoulsHERE IT IS *********
Vortex WebHERE ****
Magic CarpetAAAAAARABIAN NIIIIIGHT!
Arctic BlastVOMIT ON THEM WITH MINT AND MOONSHINE
Phantom StrikeWHAT DO YOU EVEN ***** HAVE TO DO TO SPEND 6400 SOULS ON A GOAT FOR THIS *****
TankbusterHIROSHIMA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Echo ShardWHICH LITTLE EYE
Escalating ExposureBURP LIKE GODZILLA
Ethereal ShiftWE BECOME A BLACK GUY
Trophy CollectorYYY trophies YYY
Cheat DeathYou ******* death in cards, congratulations (I take it once in a million years, but it can save)
All item notes
- Vortex Web — HERE ****
- Magic Carpet — AAAAAARABIAN NIIIIIGHT!
- Arctic Blast — VOMIT ON THEM WITH MINT AND MOONSHINE
- Phantom Strike — WHAT DO YOU EVEN ***** HAVE TO DO TO SPEND 6400 SOULS ON A GOAT FOR THIS *****
- Tankbuster — HIROSHIMA HAHAHAHAHAHA
- Echo Shard — WHICH LITTLE EYE
- Escalating Exposure — BURP LIKE GODZILLA
- Ethereal Shift — WE BECOME A BLACK GUY
- Trophy Collector — YYY trophies YYY
- Cheat Death — You ******* death in cards, congratulations (I take it once in a million years, but it can save)
