Skill order
Order set by the author · gold is the ultimate
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Item order
Stages top to bottom, items left to right
- 1
William is a total idiot
8,800 SoulsAs the bat lies, so we smash
Close QuartersBase
Extra Regenbuy if you're a loser
Melee LifestealWilliam's teeth are not infinite
Spirit Strikeoverall after this we don't buy defense and blame the shitty team for your death
Melee ChargeBilly is one donkey for two teams
Sprint Bootsif the enemy runs away, then he's a fucking coward, and if you do, then it's a tactical retreat
LifestrikeWe eat teeth with light melee
All item notes
- Close Quarters — Base
- Extra Regen — buy if you're a loser
- Melee Lifesteal — William's teeth are not infinite
- Spirit Strike — overall after this we don't buy defense and blame the shitty team for your death
- Melee Charge — Billy is one donkey for two teams
- Sprint Boots — if the enemy runs away, then he's a fucking coward, and if you do, then it's a tactical retreat
- Lifestrike — We eat teeth with light melee
- 2
William finally starts to resemble Billy
32,000 Souls
Point BlankFucked up item, sell if late game and you decided to become a witch (loser)
Enduring SpeedCatch the faggot
Spirit SnatchSetup
Healing BoosterBilly will say thanks
Weighted ShotsCatch and fuck
Rapid RechargePunchline
BerserkerA crowd can take down even a lion, be careful
Crushing FistsWe throw heavies and catch parries like a complete idiot
FrenzyBilly when someone said that the clash is shit
All item notes
- Point Blank — Fucked up item, sell if late game and you decided to become a witch (loser)
- Enduring Speed — Catch the faggot
- Spirit Snatch — Setup
- Healing Booster — Billy will say thanks
- Weighted Shots — Catch and fuck
- Rapid Recharge — Punchline
- Berserker — A crowd can take down even a lion, be careful
- Crushing Fists — We throw heavies and catch parries like a complete idiot
- Frenzy — Billy when someone said that the clash is shit
- 3
Who needs berserk if you're a crazy donkey
28,800 SoulsInstead of Berserker, Fury, and Slon'yar (if you're a fucking fairy)
Surge of PowerBilly when always
Mystic ReverbBilly's delicate soul
Lightning ScrollJust dive into the crowd and die under the salute, because the item is crap on Billy
Boundless SpiritDoesn't seem like you have room for such a cool and useful item, too bad it will never be bought (Colossus + Tank Storm, if Spirit is for idiots)
TankbusterThe crack of the bottle against Billy's head is the last thing the idiots from the other team will hear
Greater ExpansionWe dance on graves after the ult
All item notes
- Surge of Power — Billy when always
- Mystic Reverb — Billy's delicate soul
- Lightning Scroll — Just dive into the crowd and die under the salute, because the item is crap on Billy
- Boundless Spirit — Doesn't seem like you have room for such a cool and useful item, too bad it will never be bought (Colossus + Tank Storm, if Spirit is for idiots)
- Tankbuster — The crack of the bottle against Billy's head is the last thing the idiots from the other team will hear
- Greater Expansion — We dance on graves after the ult
- 4
Billy as a Donkey
48,000 SoulsYou'll find all situational items yourself, but there are supports for that
Healing TempoA bit not our tempo
Vampiric BurstMmm... heal...
ColossusIf the lanes aren't fucked, and your team isn't a bunch of dumb idiots, then we smash with fists to the faces (main item, with Tank Storm top tier)
Crippling HeadshotHow sad that not everyone will understand, it's very subtle
JuggernautIf you can afford it, then you're definitely richer than Lady Geist
UnstoppableIf you're a complete loser and faggot
InhibitorYou're an idiot if you buy
CounterspellSacrifice
All item notes
- Healing Tempo — A bit not our tempo
- Vampiric Burst — Mmm... heal...
- Colossus — If the lanes aren't fucked, and your team isn't a bunch of dumb idiots, then we smash with fists to the faces (main item, with Tank Storm top tier)
- Crippling Headshot — How sad that not everyone will understand, it's very subtle
- Juggernaut — If you can afford it, then you're definitely richer than Lady Geist
- Unstoppable — If you're a complete loser and faggot
- Inhibitor — You're an idiot if you buy
- Counterspell — Sacrifice
