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The Doorman

Gundoonman

Author lowkey lowskill MysticMystic 1 · Updated Feb 11, 2026 · Favorites this week 705

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Skill order

Order set by the author · gold is the ultimate

Call Bell
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Doorway
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3
Luggage Cart
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Hotel Guest
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Item order

Stages top to bottom, items left to right

  1. 1

    Laning

    12,800 Souls
    1. Restorative ShotRestorative ShotTake 10/10, otherwise your face crumbles. But if the lane is super easy - don't take it
    2. Headshot BoosterHeadshot BoosterIf you've reached the point of this item - realize if you need this build. Because if you're broke - play Spirit
    3. Extra StaminaExtra StaminaFor the Kenetic Kenetic
    4. Kinetic DashKinetic DashThe core of the build - Jump + Shoot. Jump into the wall to not lose position
    5. Battle VestBattle VestBaddy is always useful. You shoot often from afar, so you don't care
    6. Rapid RoundsRapid Rounds+Shooting speed
    7. Swift StrikerSwift StrikerWAAH WHAT AN EAGLE, LION BALYA
    8. Hollow PointHollow PointAnother item that saves your life and breaks your enemy's. +4.5 hp regen out of combat, after this item, the fun begins
    9. Weakening HeadshotWeakening Headshot+13% to the diameter of the enemy's anus
    All item notes
    • Restorative Shot — Take 10/10, otherwise your face crumbles. But if the lane is super easy - don't take it
    • Headshot Booster — If you've reached the point of this item - realize if you need this build. Because if you're broke - play Spirit
    • Extra Stamina — For the Kenetic Kenetic
    • Kinetic Dash — The core of the build - Jump + Shoot. Jump into the wall to not lose position
    • Battle Vest — Baddy is always useful. You shoot often from afar, so you don't care
    • Rapid Rounds — +Shooting speed
    • Swift Striker — WAAH WHAT AN EAGLE, LION BALYA
    • Hollow Point — Another item that saves your life and breaks your enemy's. +4.5 hp regen out of combat, after this item, the fun begins
    • Weakening Headshot — +13% to the diameter of the enemy's anus
  2. 2

    Start of sex (you are a rapid shooter)

    35,200 Souls
    1. Glass CannonGlass CannonLube is applied, the member is ready. Gun in hand. Now your goal is to steal kills, get solo kills, and not die even if they want to Abram you
    2. HeadhunterHeadhunterHeal, Damage. I repeat, if you've reached this item - there's no turning back. You either smash or suck because you're a DotA player and you have no aim
    3. FleetfootFleetfootChasing and running from losers, take 10/10, for skipping - 3 members in the ass from Surgery
    4. Enduring SpeedEnduring SpeedJust run and heal, maybe upgrade to Jagger, but need to buy. Camps won't farm themselves, and enemies won't screw themselves
    5. Lucky ShotLucky ShotAnd here you already enter the enemy through the door in the ass
    6. Heroic AuraHeroic AuraItem - For those who know how to play it. Gives a lot of buffs, but at the same time has a cooldown. You buy it if you have normal teammates, there's space for mass fights, or if you just have IQ 100+
    7. Crippling HeadshotCrippling HeadshotThe fun is coming to an end
    8. Burst FireBurst FireSlide-Glide, looking at the dorman's ass
    9. Cultist SacrificeCultist Sacrifice
    All item notes
    • Glass Cannon — Lube is applied, the member is ready. Gun in hand. Now your goal is to steal kills, get solo kills, and not die even if they want to Abram you
    • Headhunter — Heal, Damage. I repeat, if you've reached this item - there's no turning back. You either smash or suck because you're a DotA player and you have no aim
    • Fleetfoot — Chasing and running from losers, take 10/10, for skipping - 3 members in the ass from Surgery
    • Enduring Speed — Just run and heal, maybe upgrade to Jagger, but need to buy. Camps won't farm themselves, and enemies won't screw themselves
    • Lucky Shot — And here you already enter the enemy through the door in the ass
    • Heroic Aura — Item - For those who know how to play it. Gives a lot of buffs, but at the same time has a cooldown. You buy it if you have normal teammates, there's space for mass fights, or if you just have IQ 100+
    • Crippling Headshot — The fun is coming to an end
    • Burst Fire — Slide-Glide, looking at the dorman's ass
  3. 3

    Late game, if the guys won't let you finish

    31,200 Souls
    1. RicochetRicochetIf enemies don't want to squirt. Then you can sell Swift Striker
    2. Spirit LifestealSpirit LifestealIf you're a freak and still leveled the 1st skill
    3. LeechLeech. . .
    4. ColossusColossusIF THE MEMBER LACKS A FEW CM TO FINISH
    5. JuggernautJuggernautTake against the gangsters who spam their crap at you while you screw them in the mouth
    6. Stamina MasteryStamina MasteryIf you can't get out, you can buy before lucky shots, but we don't recommend it. You're a hardcore player
    7. High-Velocity RoundsHigh-Velocity RoundsIf tracking is lacking and you haven't played in Shlapex Legends
    All item notes
    • Ricochet — If enemies don't want to squirt. Then you can sell Swift Striker
    • Spirit Lifesteal — If you're a freak and still leveled the 1st skill
    • Leech — . . .
    • Colossus — IF THE MEMBER LACKS A FEW CM TO FINISH
    • Juggernaut — Take against the gangsters who spam their crap at you while you screw them in the mouth
    • Stamina Mastery — If you can't get out, you can buy before lucky shots, but we don't recommend it. You're a hardcore player
    • High-Velocity Rounds — If tracking is lacking and you haven't played in Shlapex Legends
  4. 4

    If you still get fucked in the ass

    11,200 Souls
    1. Spirit ResilienceSpirit ResilienceAnti-Spirit, the only item that theoretically can be bought
    2. Healing RiteHealing RiteFor gays
    3. RebuttalRebuttalIf you can't pierce the enemy
    4. CounterspellCounterspellIf you are 110IQ+
    5. Dispel MagicDispel MagicGot it.
    All item notes
    • Spirit Resilience — Anti-Spirit, the only item that theoretically can be bought
    • Healing Rite — For gays
    • Rebuttal — If you can't pierce the enemy
    • Counterspell — If you are 110IQ+
    • Dispel Magic — Got it.